| Marsh | 23 y/o nonbinary queer | emotionally constipated and short |

ghostcrows:

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

himbofisher:

hotvampireadjacent:

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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solitarelee:

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

wondersmith-and-sons:

jackaxed:

wondersmith-and-sons:

if you can’t handle richard siken at his “i also want to get bruce wayne pregnant” you don’t deserve him at his “everyone longs for a father figure. even those with fathers. even fathers. that’s why we invented god.”

excuse me op but when did he say that first thing

what, you think i’d just lie about this?

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froody:

froody:

froody:

I just think extremely silly werewolves that compulsively display canine behavior are more entertaining than hot and sexy werewolves. Just some guy who loves to eat, gets the zoomies, sniffs everything, enjoys being a little stinky and hates the mailman. Let vampires be the brooding self-pitying sexymen and let werewolves be werewolves.

Vampire desperately resisting the urge to drink from his human lover while a werewolf one block over is desperately resisting the urge to eat a dead squirrel and/or roll around on it.

Vampire spends his free time writing his memoirs, recording all the major events that have transpired in his 400 year life. Werewolf spends his free time digging a hole in the backyard for fun.

snowylynxx:

that-twink-over-there:

catgirlforeskin:

trans-angel:

catgirlforeskin:

helloitsbees:

scruffyfrank:

mango-pickle:

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

helloitsbees:

excusing:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

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this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

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everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

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Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

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livingmythonfunnysmileisland1972:

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really beautiful image i dont think anything can beat this.

a3poify:

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

renthony:

sexycraisinthanos:

only-tiktoks:

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Also Semi trucks have lifted seats so the driver CAN SEE ANY ROAD HAZARDS

Also, like, in the United States, huge semis are mostly driving on the major highways and Interstates. They’re long-haul trucks designed to travel cross-country on specialized roads. They’re not vehicles for small residential streets in the slightest.

I’ve known a lot of truckers. They literally cannot use a lot of the roads that regular cars do. But the big fuckoff vanity trucks barrel through those same roads without a care in the world.

woobifiedvillain:

Big fan of characters realizing they don’t get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they’d never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain’t. You’re just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

crystal-jams:

julia1x5:

were-ralph:

WHAT THE FUCK HELLO???

Oceangate wishes it had this kind of engineering

Full video the credit the creator, also shows the full python script at the end which is really cool imo

heathxledger:

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

padawan-historian:

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raven:

negative self talk “im going to die here” vs positive self talk “im going to start killing”